Monday, August 22, 2005

So I was watching TV the other day and I saw an advertising spot for Slim Jim snacks. The spot included something called the fairy snapmother which looked like a wannabee Henry Rollins with fairy wings and some clown that rode his dirtbike off a ramp into a puddle of mud. All through the ill balanced lens of some home video camcorder. After the clown landed in the puddle of mud all his buddies clapped and cheered and the fairy snapmother implored me to "Snap Into A Slim Jim". Maybe someone should tell them that Jackass was cancelled four years ago.

So I was watching TV the other day and I saw an advertising spot for Sneaux Shoes. The spot included Steve-O... formerly of Jackass drinking sour milk out of his shoes. It also included Steve-O launching himself over... and into... several plastic garbage bins. After that, Steve-O told me that these were "Damn fine shoes", or something like that. Maybe someone should tell them that Jackass was cancelled four years ago.

2 Comments:

At 5:06 PM, Blogger Ricardo Grande said...

Dude! I just have to have the shoes that Steve-O is willing to lick! Sign me up! Look how stupid he looks at the bottom of this page - like he's not even really sure what he's doing selling these shoes.
http://sneauxshoes.com/skips/index.asp
At least Johnny Knoxville managed to become a Duke cousin.
Credit where credit is due, that bit in the Jackass movie where they crap in a hardware store toilet is FUNNY.

 
At 8:15 AM, Anonymous zeebah said...

man..im glad you get to eat your words. talk about foot in the mouth. hmm lets see...2 jackass movies...not to mention steve o has been in others and now he has his own show. jackass was cancelled years ago huh? seems it still lives on in spirit.

 

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