Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Bill O'Reilly's Enemies List

Well, Bill O'Reilly has finally gone off his rocker. He's published his long-awaited enemies list. So far, there are only three media outlets on his list, but he's called for a boycott on them and is promising more. Doesn't it seem a little bit hamhanded that he's calling for a boycott of one of his direct competitors? Anyway, Bill O'Reilly is so over -- anybody who is anybody is watching the Colbert Report's Threatdown.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

What in the?!?

Strange: Hearing a sportscaster say "Florida State is really dominating tonight."

Stranger: Having it be during a basketball game.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Some Random Thoughts

I haven't had the time to post in a while so I thought I would give a wrap up of some of the crazy thoughts that were running around in my head recently.

First and foremost, if I hear one more Jacksonville Jaguars "fan" knock Byron Leftwich, I will personally kick them in their birthing canal. And quite clearly if you find a reason to knock Byron Leftwich they are a pussy and therefore have a birthing canal.

I think that 50 Cent... excuse me... Fiddy Cent represents absolutely everything that is wrong with Rap music... and black youth culture for that matter.

Advertisers are stupid. Particularly those at Chevrolet. There current sales event centers around the "Red Tag Event" where the "price on our tag is the price you pay. Not a penny more". Really? Thanks. I'm glad to know that I won't be paying more then what's on the price tag. Usually, when I purchase items, I take the price tag as a suggested minimum.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Criminoles no longer...

Never ever ever again will I tolerate any jokes about the Seminoles being criminals! If this doesn't get on the Noles' bulletin board for November 26, I don't know what will get them fired up!

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Pat Robertson

Does anyone still listen to this assclown? Thank heavens that election went the way it did. With Kansas yet again flip-flopping into the ignorant column we need a little good news. I can't wait for these people to react when the US slips into the second tier in regards to scientific development. Maybe if we pray hard enough God will give us new technology. Shameful retards.

Fox News

I know every Fox News booster says it's no more partisan than CNN, but don't you think this is a bit more extreme than CNN ever gets? Seriously, if I saw this on the Colbert Report I would have thought it was a bit heavy-handed to be satire.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Who would have thought that we would all see the day when hot thirteen-year-old girls would make Macktastic want to gouge his eyes out with forks?

Let's all praise the wisdom of a thirteen year old named Lynx! "We're proud of being white, we want to keep being white". Good Lord, let's hope a mudslide buries this redneck family.

Monday, November 07, 2005

I'm dead serious about this

Wayne Weaver should be on the horn right this minute with Drew Rosenhaus working out a deal for Terrel Owens to join the Jags. You're laughing at me, I know, but I'm dead serious about this. I've always said Terrel Owens is an asshole, but trust me. If you can get some sort of incentive laden deal... and let's be honest with ourselves, homeboy's stock has dropped drastically from a year and a half ago when he joined the Iggles. So you get an incentive laden deal in place. Tell him not to speak with anyone. Not coaches, not players, not the media. And you watch him pile up the yards and TDs and you watch him turn Byron Leftwich into Payton Manning. As big of a mouth as the kid has on him, he has yet to get in trouble with the law and that seems to be indicitave of your biggest trouble makers.

Regardless, it will be interesting to see where he ends up.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Bush in the toilet

This post isn't as exciting as perhaps the title implies because it's about his approval ratings, not his bathroom habits. What an amazingly perfect storm he has strolled into. I wonder if the Alito nomination can pull some of his base back...probably. More interestingly, what happens if the nomination fails, thereby demonstrating Bush's political weakness?

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Sirius rocks my work life and drive time!

Seriously, I think XM has squandered its big initial lead. From what I understand, it's big advantages were that it got out of the gates quickly, and had leads in technology and in cross-marketing with other companies (like GM). Sirius was slow out of the gates, but seems to be poised to take the momentum away!

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Gator Uniforms

Obviously, I was not the only one to notice the University of Florida's new sleeve mismatched uniforms donned during the Florida-Georgia game. I'm not opposed to UF making alterations to the uniform or even Urban Meyer; however, the idea that Nike is dictating what UF wears during the games is a little sketch... especially because, as the article points out, it lumps teams like Virginia Tech and Florida together visually even though they have no connection otherwise.

Besides... it just looks flat out retarded.

I couldn't find a picture of it... but this sort of reminds me of that God-awful jersey Nelly wore a few years ago in the Super Bowl. It was half of a Giants jersey and half of a Ravens jersey stiched together.

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